angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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allthingseurope:

Nocelle, Italy (by johnny_clash55)

dog: *barks*
me: chill

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

hemmixtape:

so is anybody else feeling inspired with the pizza lyrics or is it just me

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most. —(via icanrelateto)

I:”who is the mummy’s boy?” *everyone points to Louis*

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.